Classic excuses from parents!
Their spelling....not mine! 
"Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday.
She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Johnnie for being.
It was his father's fault."
"Chris will not be in school because
he has an acre in his side."
"John has been absent because he
had two teeth taken off his face."
"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."
"Lillie was absent from school yesterday
because she had a going over."
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not
take fizical ed. Please execute him."
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he
was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
"My daughter was absent yesterday because
she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school.
He has very loose vowels."
"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu
going around, her father even got hot last night."
"Please excuse Blanche from jim today.
She is administrating."
"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
"Please excuse Sara for being absent.
She was sick and I had her shot."
"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had Diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*),
dyah (*crossed out*), the s****
Thank you Sara
17 comments:
Funny I enjoyed
terrie
Excellent ,yes these are funny,poor Joyce, and Ray,Maryanns family are in a poor way though not sure about Mum !! and now whats Jim going to do?and did Ralph go fishing ,with the wrong bait ? RIP Sara ! When I worked in the nursing home we had the spelling of Pedros complaint on the notice board above the desk,...Jan xx
Very funny.
Elisa
Breilliant, my mum wrote a funny one once. The teacher was in hysterics and asked if he could read it out to the class!! I'll write about it in an entry soon!! Jeannette.
Hi Ally, it`s been your turn to make me laugh today. The third one from last really made me laugh out loud...lolol! ;o)
Sandra xxxxx
a true one from me and the days when I was a teacher.
a parent turned up and asked to speak to me
she was there to explain that her son hadn't been at school as he had had diarrhoea but she couldn't write it in a note as she couldn't spell it ;-)
Crying with laughter...tears streaming down my cheeks....haven't laughed so much for ages.
LMAO....PMSL.....RAFL.....LOL....LOVE JOANNE
Very funny Ally, and Love your graphics. Love Joan.
Oh, Ally ... these are the best, aren't they ? I needed a good laugh, and that's just what I got ! Hope all is well with you .... Tina http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/Ridealongwithme
These are hysterical, I'm weeping with laughter!
Sara x
We have some people in our county that talk like this. lol Cute. Paula
LOL, sad to think that some of these might have actually come from the parents of the kids!
Funny stuff!
Jimmy
Enjoyed the excuses. mark
Oh so funny....I guess none of the parents graduated High School? Sandi http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/IJustHadToLaugh
Ally,
These excuses are hysterical! Thanks for the laughs. ~Deborah
These are so funny, even funnier when I remember back to how my mum always misspelt mine. She was so bad she couldnt even spell my name (and she chose it). V V funny. Shell
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