Wednesday, 4 January 2006

Please forgive me for posting these they made me laugh so much I just had to share them

Classic excuses from parents! 

Their spelling....not mine! 

"Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent
 on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday. 
She was in bed with gramps."

"Please excuse Johnnie for being.
 It was his father's fault."

"Chris will not be in school because 
he has an acre in his side."

"John has been absent because he 
had two teeth taken off his face."

"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."

"Lillie was absent from school yesterday 
because she had a going over."

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not
 take fizical ed. Please execute him."

"Carlos was absent yesterday because he 
was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."

"My daughter was absent yesterday because 
she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."

"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. 
Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip."

"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. 
He has very loose vowels."

"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she
 had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. 
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore 
throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu 
going around, her father even got hot last night."

"Please excuse Blanche from jim today. 
She is administrating."

"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."

"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."

"Please excuse Sara for being absent. 
She was sick and I had her shot."

"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."

"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. 
He had Diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), 
dyah (*crossed out*), the s****


Thank you Sara


grahamfarmga said...

Funny I enjoyed

jeadie05 said...

Excellent ,yes these are funny,poor Joyce, and Ray,Maryanns family are in a poor way though not sure about Mum !! and now whats Jim going to do?and did Ralph go fishing ,with the wrong bait ? RIP Sara ! When I worked in the nursing home we had the spelling of Pedros complaint on the notice board above the desk,...Jan xx

happinessdreams said...

Very funny.

jlocorriere05 said...

Breilliant, my mum wrote a funny one once. The  teacher was in hysterics and asked if he could read it out to the class!! I'll write about it in an entry soon!! Jeannette.

labdancer51 said...

Hi Ally, it`s been your turn to make me laugh today.  The third one from last really made me laugh out loud...lolol!  ;o)

Sandra xxxxx

sdrogerson said...

a true one from me and the days when I was a teacher.
a parent turned up and asked to speak to me
she was there to explain that her son hadn't been at school as he had had diarrhoea but she couldn't write it in a note as she couldn't spell it  ;-)

mllevl said...

Crying with laughter...tears streaming down my cheeks....haven't laughed so much for ages.  

stijoan said...


jaymact1 said...

Very funny Ally, and Love your graphics. Love Joan.

onemoretina said...

Oh, Ally ... these are the best, aren't they ?  I needed a good laugh, and that's just what I got !  Hope all is well with you .... Tina

sarajanesmiles said...

These are hysterical, I'm weeping with laughter!
Sara   x

plieck30 said...

We have some people in our county that talk like this. lol Cute. Paula

stupidsheetguy said...

LOL, sad to think that some of these might have actually come from the parents of the kids!

Funny stuff!


mtrib2 said...

Enjoyed the excuses.   mark

sdoscher458 said...

Oh so funny....I guess none of the parents graduated High School? Sandi

kokoapuffy1 said...

These excuses are hysterical! Thanks for the laughs.     ~Deborah

mk79uk said...

These are so funny, even funnier when I remember back to how my mum always misspelt mine.  She was so bad she couldnt even spell my name (and she chose it).  V V funny.  Shell